-he angrily placed his balled up fists on his hips, giving the creature in front of him a gap-toothed pout- Are you implying that my life is at stake if I don’t fork over some compensation for some… thing I just recently came in contact with?
Episode? Episode of what? -he suspiciously looked around- I’m not in one of those Punk’d or reality TV shows, am I?
I’d say so. B) I could also say the same for you. My, what sharp teeth you have.
…. Excuse me?
Mainstream and ordinary? Boring?! The nerve! Why, I’ll have you know my Superjail is far from your perpetual view of what you see to be unsatisfying!
If anything, worldwide franchising of my Superjail has made it, if not more, special than it ever was. How, you ask? Well, you just try to dominate an entire planet and see how fucking special you feel.
So, no. I don’t think I went a little too far. I haven’t gone far enough.
Ah, yes. I have noticed a rather significant change in my demeanor, my voice being one of the most prominent. Things like that tend to happen, dear follower. Voices grow hoarse when projected upon such vast audiences for prolonged periods of time.